Month: August 2023
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Welcome to Promethea | A Tale from the Borderlands
So much bureaucracy. I love it. Right after that last ECHO I went down to the crates and I could not, for the life of me, get any of them open. Must have been some sort of complex security system at play. Definitely not an issue with basic manual labour…
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A bullet doesn’t feel the heart it breaks | A Tale from the Borderlands
You always did love a big show. I saw the ECHO feeds today. A right mess going on. Looks like your fellow residents have not been wasting much time. You know I have to come for you, right? You know I have to hope? That pocketwatch you gave me hasn’t…
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Bunkers & Badasses: The Siren class
Let’s dive into the Bunkers & Badasses classes! Today I’m going to look at a class for pure chaos: the Siren! Did you cast all kinds of cool powers with Lilith or Maya in the Borderlands games? This is the class for you! Sirens can be found throughout the universe,…
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Bunkers & Badasses: The Psycho class
Let’s dive into the Bunkers & Badasses classes! Today I’m going to look at a class for pure chaos: the Psycho! If you remember the loveable (?) Krieg from Borderlands, you’ll have an idea of this class. Enjoys meat, bicycles, and the overlaps therein. The Psycho — which, yeah, is…
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Bunkers & Badasses: The Mechromancer class
Let’s dive into the Bunkers & Badasses classes! Today I’m going to look at everybody’s engineering guru: the Mechromancer! You’ll recognize this one if you remember Gaige and Deathtrap from the Borderlands 2 game! A perfect melding of person and machine, the Mechromancer is a technical genius whose robot buddy…
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Bunkers & Badasses: The Hunter class
Let’s dive into the Bunkers & Badasses classes! Today I’m going to look at my favourite class: the Hunter! I played Mordecai A LOT back in the first Borderlands game, so of course I chose this for my own character in Bunkers & Badasses! Hunters are skilled killers from afar.…
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Bunkers & Badasses: The Gunzerker class
Let’s dive into the Bunkers & Badasses classes! Today I’m going to look at the Gunzerker. If you were a fan of Salvador from the Borderlands games, this is it! A Gunzerker’s motto is ‘Just keep firing’. As long as bullets are flying, the Gunzerker is happy. Living their whole…
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Bunkers & Badasses: The Commando class
Let’s dive into the Bunkers & Badasses classes! Today I’m going to look at the Commando. If you were a fan of the Axton character from the Borderlands games, this is it! The Commando is an ex-military who racked up a high body count during their days in the service.…
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Bunkers & Badasses: The Berserker class
Let’s dive into the Bunkers & Badasses classes! Today I’m going to look at the Berserker. If you ever wanted to play Brick from the Borderlands games, this is it! The Berserker wants to punch things over all else. Being a Vault Hunter, there is no shortage of things to…
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Bunkers & Badasses: The Assassin class
Let’s dive into the Bunkers & Badasses classes! Today I’m going to look at the Assassin. If you’re wondering what this class might be like, think Zer0 from the Borderlands games. Silent and mercenary, the Assassin ‘s goals are shrouded in mystery. Do they fight for the thrill of the…
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Good news, bad news | A Tale from the Borderlands
And then there was you. Not sure what the point of recording this one is. Not after what Lydia just sent me. You haven’t sent a message back in two years, and it doesn’t look like that’s about to start now. Still, somehow putting these words out there means something.…